Recently I was talking to one of the soldiers I work w/ and the convo went down like this:
C: Your a hacker.
Me: I’m not a hacker, I’m a computer geek.
C: I’m a computer geek, your a hacker.
Me: I’m not a hacker, I’m a computer geek.
C: Your a hacker.
Me: I’m not a hacker. I’m a computer geek who other computer geeks come to for help.
C: There are only two types of computer geeks that other computer geeks goto for help: Hackers and store clerks (i.e. Geek Squad).